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Fairtrade Porn

There’s a lot of bad porn out there. There’s exploitation, misogyny and performers in various states of poverty, drug addiction and non-consent.

However, it’s not all like that.

The rise of the internet and the gradual collapse of traditional male-run studios have led to many enthusiasts (largely female) setting up their own businesses, creating wank-fodder on their own terms, in healthy, comfortable conditions and for a fair wage. By grouping harmful material together with ethically-produced erotica like this, anti-pornography campaigners are quashing sensible debate and preventing the demise of the very porn they continually condemn.

Now, the marvellous Violet Blue has set up “Our Porn, Our Selves”, a non-profit organisation for women who wank. See the video below for more information:

Sex and the Centaur

The centaur lives! Having previously resided only in ancient myth, Medieval art and - er - Narnia, this iconic creature is now having his resurgence on a number of internet fetish sites. Thanks to modern image-manipulation software, we now have sites like boytaur.net where enthusiasts can post pictures, articles and erotic fantasy fiction dedicated to their multiple-limbed heartthrobs. As well as traditional horse-bodied gentlemen, we’re also presented with extra arms, genitals, muscles and assorted orifices. Even if you don’t find them arousing, you will probably find them highly amusing - some remind me a little of Photoshop Disasters, especially those from the Daily Mail.

Description from boytaur.net:

“boy·taur \’boi-tawr\ n 1 : a guy with four (or more) legs 2 : a guy with any of a variety of multilimb or other transformations 3 : a guy who enjoys the company of boytaurs, and is thus a boytaur in spirit”

See more boytaurs (some NSFW) here.

Bot

Robots can be sexy. Over the last couple of years, fucking machines have become a staple part of the porn industry. This is partially to do with the recession - when money is tight and a priapic penis is little more than a film prop, a pistoning dildo on a stick is often cheaper, cleaner and more reliably erect than its human counterpart. Yet the fantasy is also an important factor. A machine is mindless, pitiless and utterly devoid of empathy. As a dominant lover, a robot is the ultimate sociopath. It is impersonal. For some, this is its downside, but for others, something that will fuck without judgement, mercy or emotion is ideal.

It was inevitable that a non-sexual BDSM equivalent of the fucking machine would appear eventually. So, here’s the ultimate labour-saving device for any busy Domme. Thanks, as ever, to Phillis (self professed fame whore) at Brown Towers for sending me this:

For more about the Robospanker, click here.

Batman XXX

Holy hardcore, Batman!

Vivid Pictures are now reinterpreting some of our favourite heroes and villains through the medium of wank-fodder. Porn director Axel Braun recently released “Batman XXX” and is now working on adult remakes of Superman and Spiderman. Batman XXX stars Dale DaBone and James Deen as (the surprisingly heterosexual) Batman and Robin, and it attempts to remain as true to the original 1960s series as possible through careful set, prop and costume design. Everything down to the fabrics, patterns and - allegedly - designers is taken directly from the classic Batman series. Braun insists that this attention to detail and respect for the superhero genre is what sets his work apart from other adult parodies. He told BleedingCool.com: “I’m a fan, I’m not just trying to make a buck. I’m not just putting a comic book title on some crappy porn film… I laugh with the shows, not at them.”

Watch the safe-for-work trailer on YouTube below:

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