Archive for November, 2009

Carla and Kunt

We at SlideRulesYou.com are fans of joyful, sweary, synthpop balladeers Kunt and the Gang, and so we were overjoyed to see pin-up model Carla Brown in their latest video. She was on Page 3 in the days before The Sun took to inserting scary right-wing views into the mouths of its models, and is now the star of a website called Pin-Up Wow. This is a glorious retro-style glamour site with daily updated photo sets and videos of its models in burlesque lingerie and a variety of striptease scenarios. Click the image below for a peek, and pop along to the Green Dragon in Croydon on Wednesday to see Kunt work his magic.

Financial Abomination?

Money pigs; Financial slaves; Cash cows: In the fetish world, especially in that of the non-Pro, they’re widely maligned and thought to be somehow unhinged. I’ve spoken before about how many people without this particular kink find it difficult to understand the motives behind it, or even how it plays out in real life. A thread on IC recently suggested that if a finsub wants to give his money away, then why not give it to charity?

The thing is, much of the time, financial subs don’t actually get round to giving any money to anyone at all but instead just enjoy wanking themselves silly over the idea of it. It tends to be more of a fantasy than a reality in most cases, though I have met a few genuine finsubs over the past few years. It’s a complex fetish, and not one that many people understand when looking in from the outside. Contrary to popular belief, it isn’t normally a genuine invitation to be exploited by a Domme, but often just the sub playing with the fantasy that this Domme *could* exploit him if she wanted to. For a man who cares about his money and possessions, the thought of losing control of them to someone else, even for a limited time, can be both terrifying and thrilling. In most cases very little money actually changes hands. The threat is stronger then the act itself. It’s much the same with blackmail fantasies. It’s not about actually being exposed. It’s about the possibility. Sometimes, finsubs don’t even want someone to wallet-rape them at all, or even threaten to. They just want someone bossier and more organised to manage their money as they themselves are hopeless at it.

Still, if any finsubs fancy chucking a load of dosh in my direction, I’ve got to spend about 300 quid on my car tomorrow so would welcome donations! Anyone…?

Bah!

Idolatry

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been absolutely bloody ages since I’ve shared some free smut. This is partly because looking at porn when a laughing parrot is in the room is more awkward and uncomfortable than you can possibly imagine. Anyway, today’s offering is a 25 minute video starring Ellie Idol. There are many good things about this scene: Ellie Idol is an attractive girl with a sense of humour (who’d have thought it was possible to fuck with a look of knowing irony?!); a well coordinated outfit and make-up (yes, this does matter!); and the fact that she looks like the one I fancied in Cloverfield (and yes, that one…)

So, without any more delays to your frantic masturbation, here’s Ellie Idol at XVideos. Your homework this week is to find me something a bit kinkier that also stars Ms Idol, preferably with rope, and preferably something where she actually gets to have an orgasm. Get hunting!

Leathered

Thanks to Phillis Dorris (in charge of much of the riveting bloggery at Brown Towers), I have now discovered this excellent Ukrainian collection of handmade leather masks, steampunk art and accessories by the Bob Basset workshop. If anyone wonders what to get me for Christmas, I’m always partial to a bit of body armour.

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