APPOINTMENTS: sessions with Slide……
Sessions with Ms Slide are, on average, £200* per hour for incalls in London/Gatwick/Hampshire locations, but this can vary, depending on the service requested.
*SPRING 2010: SALE and Bankers’ Confessional! Inspired by the proposed Robin Hood Tax, Ms Slide is offering reduced rate sessions for anyone who isn’t a swaggering, braying, coke-addled dickhead, and special punishments and financial penalties for anyone who is! See here for more details!
Slide’s main place of business is a five minute taxi ride from Gatwick Airport. Outcalls are negotiable. A substantial discount is offered if you consent to being filmed. Masks are available for your own anonymity if this is the case, and model release forms will be signed before any images are distributed. You must be clean and bring two forms of photo ID. Discretion is assured but identification will be required to prove that you are over the age of 18, and for Ms Slide’s own security. If you do turn out to be a crazed axe murderer posing as a submissive client, Ms Slide will inevitably win anyway, but the police/paramedics/coroners do tend to ask for a name and details so photo ID saves a lot of hassle.
For more details, contact slide@sliderulesyou.com
p.s. If you send an email and don’t get a reply, check your spam folder! x
p.p.s. An afterthought from Ms Slide: People often ask what a session with me involves. I find that prescriptive lists of available activities are a bit impersonal. For me, it’s all about compatibility with the client. I do like to learn about and engage with other people’s fetishes, so I’m always open to trying new things. However, so many people have asked me to be more specific that I’ve now compromised by adding a list - a not even remotely exhaustive or particularly detailed list - of things I’ve enjoyed in the past, definitely don’t do during every session, but could be persuaded to do again in the future if you slither up on bended knee and ask very nicely:
Caning. Very hard caning. Normally with evil sticks in a selection of synthetic materials as they sting the most. I also like to hit people with riding crops, floggers, whips, and anything else I’ve got to hand.
Ballbusting and cock and ball torture (CBT). It’s great. Don’t worry, I won’t just jump in and kick you in the nads unless you specifically request it, but it makes me very happy when you do. I also torture nipples and other extremities.
Hypnosis. it’s been a hobby and personal fascination since I was sixteen. I’m like that snake from The Jungle Book. Or a less beardy, less magic, Derren Brown.
Bondage. I don’t know half as much about arty Japanese bondage as I’d like to, but enjoy experimenting with rope, cable-tie, cling film mummification, the cage, St Andrew’s Cross, and any other interesting forms of restraint that you or I can think of.
Feminisation (or “feminization” if you’re an American or a Google search bot). Whether you end up transformed from an ugly ducking into a beautiful swan or into an ugly duck, I do enjoy giving makeovers if asked in advance.
Chastity, Teasing and Denial. Gloriously frustrating, isn’t it. If you buy a chastity device, I’ll be delighted to take away the key and keep you out of mischief.
Forced Bi. I’m of the opinion that everyone is at least a bit bi, especially you, but if you prefer to go through the formalities of being made to suck cock then please do let me know well in advance and I may be able to sort something out.
Trampling and (Clothed) Facesitting. I like to tread on or sit on people. It’s fun.
Foot and Leg Worship. My feet are sensitive, as are the hard little muscles in my legs, so both require a lot of massage and looking after. I’m rough with my shoes, so they occasionally need some care and attention too.
Blackmail and Financial Play. Consensual, of course, and only by very specific request, but I love the buzz it gives me.
Humiliation and Cuckolding. If your personal insecurities and shortcomings excite you, then I’ll be happy to exploit them. After all, I love it when grown men cry.
Women/Couples. I am very, very bisexual and love sessions with women, whether I’m dominating her alone, I’m topping alongside her partner, or she and I are double-Domming someone else. Women are every kind of lovely.
Interrogation. I’m thrilled by elaborate psychodramas where I get to threaten, gloat, strut about in leather gloves and be generally evil.
As for what I don’t do, most of it comes down to wavelength and compatability. If a sub approaches me with a list of demands and a stroppy attitude, I won’t even bother to respond. I have no patience with anyone who is looking for a subservient Domme. There’s a market for that, but I’m definitely not it. Also, much as I don’t judge anyone whose kink involves vomit or poo, that’s just not my cup of tea either. I’m far too squeamish. Adult babies are generally lovely people as well, but sadly I’ve known far too many childish men and I’m just not the nurturing type.
The list will be updated when I discover or remember anything else. If your kink isn’t here, then do send an email anyway to see if it’s something I’ve forgotten to mention or something I’d like to get involved with.
